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Nothing can be happen without Software Engineers

Nothing can be happen without Software Engineers.
BCZ
AS a man is incomplete without woman
A hardware is incomplete without Software
SO
Each hardware exist in the world is working on our skills

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 4/4/2009  11:33:02 PM

Computer SMS

Female Software Programming

Female Software Programming ( Computer Humor )


Struct female_professional s
{double styles;
Short skirts;
Long time_to_understand_ problems;float mind;
Void knowledge;
Char non_co-operative; }


Struct married_females
{double weight;
Short tempered;
Long gossip;
Float hopes;
Void word;
Char unstable;}


Struct engaged_females
{double time_on_phone;
Short attention_on_ work;
Long boast;
Float on_cloud_nine;
Void understanding;
Char edgy;}


Struct newly_married_ females
{double dinner_invitation;
Short time_at_work;
Long lunch_break;
Void bank_balance;
Char hen_pecked;}


Struct husband_wife_ professionals
{double income;
Short tempered;
Long time_no_see_ each_other;
Void love_life;
Char money_making; }


Struct beautiful_city_ girl
{double boyfriends;
Short affairs;
Long stories;
Void greymatter;
Char flirt;}


Struct old_lady
{double chin;
Short memory;
Long sighs ;
Void attention_from_ men;
Char chatterbox;}

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 8/2/2008  10:58:04 AM

Computer SMS

Aapka Chehra Monitor Ki Tarha Chamak Raha Hai

Aap ka Chehra Monitor Ki Tarha Chamak Raha Hai
UV Rays Ki Tarha Meri Aankhon Mai Khatak Raha Hai

Nahi Sehen Hota Daalloo Monitor Pe Protective Shield
Naqaab Kahaan Se Laaoon, Searching Is Not My Field

Baaloon Se Tere Milta Julta Hai Cheel Ka Jhopdha
Sar Khoola To Kuch Na Tha Inside Of Your Khopdha

Keyboard Pe Ungliyaan Maar Maar Ke Thak Gaya
Par Tere Bheje Tak Cpu Tak Kuch Input Na Gaya

Ghodhe Ki Taangoon Ki Tarha Chalti Hai Teri Zubaan
Gadhoon Jaisi Bandarroon Jaisi Hai Teri Muskaan

Ab Tere Shut Down Ka Time Aaya Shukr-E-Khuda
Is Puraane Aaple Ko Phek Ke Loonga Compaq Nayaa

Agar Compaq Kharaab Huaa To Hogii Return Policy
I Will Sit On My Tashreef On My Kursee

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 7/7/2008  11:32:27 PM

Computer SMS

Some new Computer Movies:

Some new Computer Movies:

Munna Bhi MCSE,

Kal MSN Ho Na Ho,

Love in mIRC,

Tere Nick,

ID Mil Gaya,

Chat tu Kero,

Ek Programmer Thi,

Yeh Hack Horaha Hai,

Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe,

Network Ke Us Paar,

Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai,

Aao Chat Kare,

C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge,

Programmer No.1,

Mera Naam Developer,

Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein,

Do Processor - Baarah Terminal,

Tera Code Chal Gaya,

Har Din Jo Mail Karega!!!!!!

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 7/7/2008  11:29:35 PM

Computer SMS

Absolutely amazing! Beauty of Maths!

Absolutely amazing!Beauty of Maths!*
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 7/7/2008  11:28:05 PM

Computer SMS

void main(void)

Void main(void)
{
int frend,
if(call && sms)
printf("u hv very gd frend"),
elseif(sms)
printf("u r loosing frend"),
elseif(nothing)
printf("u lost yr lv one"),
}

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 7/1/2008  11:46:13 AM

Computer SMS

TUMHAIN DEKH KAR MERA SYSTEM

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I dont likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat(
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

Posted by maria Email Friends 5/14/2008  6:12:12 PM

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