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After an emotinal hug
After an emotinal hug,
Girl whispers to Boy:
If u hug me once more like that,
i will be yours forever.
Boy: THANKS FOR THE WARNING!
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Posted by 
mehak
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12/11/2009 2:20:05 AM
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Please Pass This SmS To All Ur Friends
Please Pass This SmS To All Ur Friends.
A Person With Blood Group A+ve
Contact # 03334209211
Urgently Needs 2 Bottles
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Of MARINDA With 1 Large Pizza
Thanks!
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Posted by mehak
Email Friends 12/11/2009 2:11:12 AM
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chariya hai kisi ki nahi sunta
Walk on ur own path,
love in ur own way,
talk in ur own words,
do wat ur heart says
and one day the world will say.
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chariya hai kisi ki nahi sunta.
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Posted by mehak
Email Friends 12/11/2009 2:08:05 AM
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Girl:Excuse me brother. Thats my seat.
Girl:Excuse me brother. Thats my seat.
Boy:OK but i m not ur brother. My father never touched ur mom.
Girl:True, but my father did.
Moral: Dont be over smart!
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Posted by mehak
Email Friends 12/11/2009 1:59:55 AM
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Pathan ne call milai to awaz aai
Pathan ne call milai to awaz aai:
Es call k liye apka balance na kaafi hai.
Pathan: Koi baat nahi meri jaan.
tumse baat ho jati hai bus itna hi kafi hai
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Posted by mehak
Email Friends 12/11/2009 1:56:57 AM
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A Man Walking Down A Street Heard A Voice
A Man Walking Down A Street Heard A Voice
If U Take 1 More Step
A Brick Will Fall Down & Kill U
He Stopped & A Brick Fell Before Him
He Went On While Crossing Road He Heard Again Stop Just A Car Missed Him
Man Asked
WHO R U
I M Ur Guardian Angel
Man Said
Where Were U When I Was Getting Married
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Posted by mehak
Email Friends 12/11/2009 1:20:17 AM
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Maine pucha chand se ki
Maine pucha chand se ki
kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin
Chand ne kaha Ullu ke pathe
itni upar se dikhta hai kya
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Posted by Dinesh T
Email Friends 11/2/2009 10:19:14 AM
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I Love You Kahne Mein 3 Second Lagte Hain
I Love You
Kahne Mein 3 Second Lagte Hain,
Explain Karne Mein 3 Guntay,
Aur
Prove Karne Mein Zindagi Ki Watt Lag Jati Hai.
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Posted by nabeeha
Email Friends 10/31/2009 10:44:55 PM
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An IDEA can change Your Life
An IDEA can change Your Life,
But
A Girl Can change Your IDEA.
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Posted by nabeeha
Email Friends 10/19/2009 1:30:09 PM
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Meri Biwi ghum ho gai hai
Husband: Meri Biwi ghum ho gai hai
Postmaster: Andhay ye post office hai,police station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga,khushi main smjh nahin aa rha k kahan jaon......
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11 4.4
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Posted by Chanda
Email Friends 10/16/2009 2:18:45 AM
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