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Insulting SMS
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
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Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
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9 4.4
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Posted by 
chris_gavriel
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9/9/2009 9:49:10 PM
Insulting SMS
I am sorry yaar aaj tak maine tujhe
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tuj se bat nahi ki, tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki
AIDS chhune se nahi failta.
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4 4.8
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Posted by nilfoster
Email Friends 8/5/2009 11:33:06 AM
Insulting SMS
Tum pass aye yoon Muskuraye
Tum pass aye yoon Muskuraye
Apne 32 dant aisa dekhaye
Dekh ker mera dil photo phoot ker rota hai
Kia yaar tum sa brush bhi theek se nahi hota hai.
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8 4.8
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Posted by nabeeha
Email Friends 7/8/2009 10:42:45 PM
Insulting SMS
Meray 3 dost hain KALLU, BILLU aur ULLOO
Meray 3 dost hain:
KALLU, BILLU aur ULLOO
Kallu: 7th mein parh raha hai..
Billu: 5th mein parh raha hai..
Aur
Ulloo: SMS parh raha he.
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8 4.8
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Posted by nabeeha
Email Friends 7/2/2009 1:25:22 PM
Insulting SMS
Bohut udas hai koi shakhs tere jane se
Bohut udas hai koi shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to lot aa kisi bahane se,
Police tmhen har jagah dhund rahi hy,
Aj phis lota gaeb hai Masjid k ghusal khane se.
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6 4.8
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 6/3/2009 3:27:39 PM
Insulting SMS
TERI MOHABAT MISAAL HAY
TERI MOHABAT MISAAL HAY
EK KHAJOOR K DARKHT SI,
DHOOP MEIN SAYA NA DE
AUR BHOOK LAGNE PER PHAL NA DE
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3 4.3
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Posted by naeem
Email Friends 8/15/2008 11:58:39 AM
Insulting SMS
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesnt it rain on you?
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4 4.0
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 7/8/2008 12:27:48 AM
Insulting SMS
Sorry to inform u that u have
Sorry to inform u that u have a brain problem.
Your brain has 2 parts: Left and Right.
The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it.
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10 4.3
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 6/26/2008 11:36:33 AM
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Morning News
Morning News
Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain. Kindly tell them ur age
Thr"s a meeting @ mental hospital all nurses, doc, attendants r present
but meeting has not started bcoz the patient is still busy reading this
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7 4.4
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 6/26/2008 11:36:16 AM
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Did u feel the taste of ginger?
Nahi?
Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad.!
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6 3.8
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 6/26/2008 11:35:36 AM
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