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Ek Hathi ne Romantic mood mein ek Chunti ko chera
Ek Hathi ne Romantic mood mein ek Chunti ko chera,
Chunti gussay mein Hathi ki bivi ke pass ja ke boli,
Apnay AWARA SHOHAR ko smjha lo
Warna MARD hamaray ghar mein bhi hein.
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7 3.9
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Posted by 
mehak
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12/11/2009 2:26:51 AM
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Teacher : Where is Himalaya
Teacher : Where is Himalaya?
Kid: I don''t know.
Teacher: Stand on the desk.
Kid: Still I can''t see.
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10 2.7
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Posted by mehak
Email Friends 6/4/2009 1:19:48 PM
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Papa, Aapko Yaad Hai Apne Kaha Tha
Son : Papa, Aapko Yaad Hai Apne Kaha Tha Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga To Mujhe 5000Rs Doge.
Father : Haan.
Son : Good News he, Apke 5000Rs Bach Gaye.
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7 3.3
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Posted by mehak
Email Friends 6/4/2009 1:19:00 PM
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Ek ghar se hr waqt hasne ki awaz ati thi
Ek ghar se hr waqt hasne ki awaz ati thi.
Ek sahab us ghar gye
ta k itni khush-gwar zindgi ka raz malom ho sake.
Shohar ny bataya: meri biwi mujhe jootey se marti hai
lag jaye to wo hasti hai,na lage to mein hasta hun.
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16 3.7
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Posted by nabeeha
Email Friends 1/22/2009 12/31/1899 2:01:16 AM
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Old man walking on the street
Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?
Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!
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9 2.9
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Posted by nabeeha
Email Friends 1/18/2009 10:10:15 PM
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story of kisses..
story of kisses..
when you kiss an american girl she said..
kiss me hard..
indian girl : kiss me soft..
pakistani girl : jaidi karo ammi aajaya gi..
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8 2.6
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Posted by Dragon
Email Friends 11/24/2008 2:20:40 AM
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.
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5 3.6
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Posted by sohailsolo
Email Friends 9/21/2008 1:56:20 PM
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