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Marriage SMS
What a married man says after years
What a married man says after years of marriage
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
She doesn''t Trust me
&
I don''t Understand her.
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8 4.0
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Posted by 
nilfoster
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8/5/2009 11:51:39 AM
Marriage SMS
Marriage is that relation
Marriage is that relation
between man and woman in which
the independence is equal,
the dependence mutual,
and the obligation reciprocal.
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7 4.3
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Posted by nilfoster
Email Friends 8/5/2009 11:47:53 AM
Marriage SMS
A sweet way to propose someone
A sweet way to propose someone..
"Excuse me! do u have a bandage? Actually i need it bcz i hurt my knees when i fell in Love with U"
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7 3.6
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Posted by thegr8
Email Friends 2/1/2009 10:18:58 PM
Marriage SMS
married man
Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
whats in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at whats in the bed
and goes to refrigerator!
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6 3.7
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 7/7/2008 11:44:13 PM
Marriage SMS
MARRIAGE With The RICH BOY ,,,
GIRLS PSYCOLOGY
Fraud With Innocent Boys
Fun With Handsome Boys
Friendship With Charming Boys
Contact With Intelligent Boys
Flirt With Freaky Boys
Love With Faithful Boys
In The End
MARRIAGE With The RICH BOY ,,,
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4 4.5
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 7/6/2008 5:26:02 AM
Marriage SMS
Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye,
jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
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7 4.4
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 6/28/2008 11:41:49 PM
Marriage SMS
Different Phases of a man
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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2 3.0
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 6/28/2008 10:49:52 PM
Marriage SMS
Thought of long life
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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5 4.2
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Posted by ali_salman
Email Friends 5/24/2008 3:18:55 AM
Marriage SMS
Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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5 4.2
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Posted by ali_salman
Email Friends 5/24/2008 3:17:29 AM
Marriage SMS
Before and after marriage
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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2 5.0
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Posted by ali_salman
Email Friends 5/24/2008 3:16:50 AM
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