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Jaane kab sms send karoge

Jaane kab sms send karoge.
Send ke; button pe
kab apna angoottha bend karoge,
Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya,
kab apni; kanjoosi ka
"THE; END", karoge.

Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 8/24/2008  8:54:34 AM

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Paagal aankhon wali larki!

Paagal aankhon wali larki!
Itney mehngey khuwaab na dekho
Pachtaao gee!!
Souch ka sara ujla kundan
Zabt ki rakh main ghul jaaye ga
Kachy pakky rishton ki khushboo ka resham
Khul jaaye ga!
Tum kia jaano
Khuwaab "safar ki dhoop ke sheeshy”
Khuwaab "adhoori raat kaa dozakh”
Khuwaab "khayalon ka pachtawa”
Khuwabon ki manzil ruswaai……..
Itney mehngey khuwaab na dekho
Pachtao gee!!
Aey pagal aankhon wali larki!

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 8/10/2008  4:04:58 AM

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Sorry BAJI

Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari



Usne kaha Taktey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari



Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari



Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi



Usne kaha chatey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari



Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
Mai ne kaha KismatHamari



Usne Kaha Married hoon mai.
Mai ne kaha
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Sorry BAJI

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 8/10/2008  3:45:11 AM

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Just go to hell

Just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 8/1/2008  5:21:16 AM

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HUMARI MAANGE

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya:
HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO

Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 8/1/2008  3:29:55 AM

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Question

Ek larki --------------
pehan ke ----------------------
ke pass bathi thii ke uska-------------------:
-----------------------------mai gir gaya
4 blanks hai 4 mai ek he ans aana hai

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 7/22/2008  9:46:55 AM

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Aesi aapki wife ho..

Aesi aapki wife ho..
57" jiss ki height ho
Chehra jiss ka bright ho,
Weight mein thori light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thori si wo quite ho,
Aesi aapki wife ho..
Sarak pay sab kahe kya cute hai,
Bheer me sab kahain side ho, side ho,
Punjab ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,
Aesi aapki wife ho..
Parosi se jab baat karay to,
Haath main uskay knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milnay se dil delight ho,
Kaash yeh concept 0.01 bhi right ho,
Agar aesi aapki wife ho,
Tau kya haseen life ho,
Her kisi ki yeh farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi yeh azmaish ho,
Ae kaash kahain tau aesi paidaish ho,
Aesi aapki wife ho, Aesi aapki wife ho.

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 7/16/2008  11:25:36 AM

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lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi….

Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi….!!!

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 7/16/2008  11:16:50 AM

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Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare,

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare,
raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare.
mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,
dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare.

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 7/16/2008  11:16:18 AM

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eslea to AASHIK har shal fail hote hai……

College ke char devare me ajeb se khel hote hai
khel he khel me dilo ke mel hote hai
class room jaise jail hote hai
eslea to AASHIK har shal fail hote hai……

Posted by majidtalpur Email Friends 7/16/2008  11:15:56 AM

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